Study Computer: Because your Kid REALLY Needs it

Check out this incredible, all-in-one Study Computer!

No child should be without it!

It includes:

• 2 Playstation Controllers knock-offs!
• A Mouse that hasn’t seen around since the early 90s!
• A cheap, mucky keyboard with “STUDY COMPUTER” on it, so you won’t forget what kind of PC you are using!
• Two completely unfamiliar games!
• A Gun (?!)

Sure, this computer will certainly take you and your kids towards the 21st century. B.C., perhaps.